Family Update

Well, if you read my hellidays post, you know my in-laws can be a little less than pleasant to live with. Well, they are now in Florida. Good. Anyway, I have three brother-in-laws. Two of them are my wife's brothers and they both live in Florida. The oldest is planning on getting married soon. He was working for this rich-bitch type helping take care of her pet horses. Apparently if you have enough money you have pet horses instead of goldfish. Anyway, basically he was getting paid a shit load of money, had free board, and was fed a lot of meals along with bonuses and stuff, all for working about three hours a day and spending the rest of the time standing around playing with himself and looking busy. He got his younger brother-in-law on also. The job was easy, but the boss was a bitch. Anyway, they spent the winters on the West Coast of Florida and the summers in New York. This is where the older one met his wife-to-be, although that is another story involving emotions, betrayal, and other complicated shit.

Well, older bil knocks up his girl and they have a little baby girl. Right as the process to move back to Florida is at its peak, younger bil is told to do something by rich bitch. He does it. She leaves, supervisor shows up and wants thing done another way, younger bil bitches enough to show he can't be pushed around, then does it. Older bil jumps down supervisor's throat, they both get fired. Now for the sucky part. Old bil was wanting to get fired. He had been thinking about quitting for a couple of months, then decided he wanted to be fired. Since he is something of a professional asshole, this wasn't really hard, but he took lil brother with him and since younger bil isn't an asshole, but a decent guy I am fond of, this sucks. Anyway they move back to Florida and girlfriend, who was also a horse worker only out of work from having a bun baking, gets a job with horsey type people to support the lot of them. Younger bil moves into the apartment she found for them with them and the two men go through their severence pay.
Girlfriend, who actually seems nice enough, doesn't realize what she's getting into and helps my father and mother-in-law get set up in Florida. Now they've step in it as the creeping in-laws seep into their lives to take over forever. Younger bil goes to school and becomes a licenced security guard at a hospital. Older bil does day labor. Girlfriend takes time off when baby gets sick and gets fired. Older bil and girlfriend decide to move to keys.

Anyway, I told you all that to tell you this. With two-thirds of the group moving, girlfriend apparently after checking with younger bil offered to let my in-laws move into the apartment after they left and, although he claims to have been either insane or drunk or insanely drunk, younger bil agreed and it was a done deal. My mother-in-law took a trip to Canada to visit her mother and brother. While she was gone, my father-in-law broke her car. It's a Ford escort. Younger bil got caught helping him get it someplace to work on. My younger bil also has a ford escort and my father-in-law wanted to take the necessary parts off HIS car to fix my mother-in-law's car before she gets back and finds he broke it. This would have left my younger bil with nothing but his motorcycle to get back and forth to work. And the car belongs to my bil, he BOUGHT it off his father. My younger sil is already proving to be a major little bitch, hoping on girlfriend's computer claiming she needs to do homework, then spending three hours on myspace and slapping her homework together in the last ten minutes before she leaves. Hopefully girlfriend will take pc with her. Younger BIL is in for it. They are already driving him nuts. It took him 19 years to get away and now they are sucking him back in, poor guy. My father-in-law has a way of taking everything over and making it about him. I suggested my younger bil stage a major drunken orgy every weekend and leave satan worshiping and withcraft literature scattered about the apartment. Either that or move in the dumpster out back. I think it is only a two bedroom and with him working third shift, I think that they are planning on putting the little bitch in his room. That won't work, she don't take care of anything and prowls through everything. He would have no privacy. I pity him. I think I would move into the dumpster or fake my death, change my name and move somewhere they don't have horses, like Detroit.