Stupid Stuff

Attention: the following items are crimes in the state of Tennessee, you have been warned:

1. Unlawful importing of skunks (2 things, first why would you? second, is there lawful importing?)
2. Crime against nature (don't know, don't want to even guess)
3. Glue--unlawful use of (see above)
4. Purchase of hides from unknown person without ID (how about from a known person with no ID or an unknown person with an ID?)
5. Selling children (they have market value?)
6. Teaching sex education unless approved (let them learn it from naughty magazines and television like God intended, besides that's why Al Gore invented the internet).