Police Porn?

According to MSN an Oregon State University football player (the team is called the Beavers) was found nude and intoxicated in a home where he was not known and did not belong. When the police who responded to the call of a nude and intoxicated trespasser, ordered the man to get on the floor face down with his hands behind his back, the football player responded by dropping into a 3-point football stance and charging at the officers. At this point 2 of the officers discharged their tasers rendering the addled player more addled but less playful.

The lesson of the day:

If confronted by a large, strange, naked beaver, employ battery powered electronic devices to cause spasms and convulsions until the beaver becomes fully compliant.